Thursday, December 14, 2017

Invasive Procedures by Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnston (Review)



Date Finished: December 11, 2017
Page Count: 346
Genre: Science Fiction/Thriller


            This book is amazing, possibly the best novel I’ve read all semester along with Eliza and her Monsters by Francesca Zappia and Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige (they’re all different genres so I can’t just choose one now can I?). Invasive Procedures by Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnston wasn’t shoulder deep in romance-something I’ve been hoping for some time after so many romance drenched novels-rather filling its pages with tons of action packed, suspenseful moments with just the right amounts of plot mixed in. Some of the parts were so intense and vividly written that I could hear the Attack on Titan ost playing in my head. I think it’s safe to say that someone is totally experiencing something intense and amazing when there’s AoT music playing in their heads, but I digress, there were tons of other things I enjoyed about the book and I plan to touch up on all the fun that I remember (because there was a lot I liked about this book).
            The main antagonist of this book was the leader of a religious cult named George Galen who was going about illegally engineering viruses made for a certain person meant to cure a genetic disease they had. This was what had initially convinced me to check out the book, but surprisingly I had somehow missed (or perhaps forgotten seeing that I began to read it a couple weeks after I checked it out) the part about the religious cult. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have anything against that being a trait of the main antagonist, it’s just a bit abnormal. I’ve never (or at the very least hardly ever) come across a group of antagonist who were a religious cult who was trying to do some “good” in the world, so the idea seems rather unique to me. Personally I enjoyed this choice as it seems as though in this society here we try to make things as universally appealing to people of all cultures we often try to through shade on religion, acting as if it doesn’t exist. Maybe this is a bigger issue to me rather than the whole world, but it’s as if anything oriented towards one religion was glossed over for everybody or completely ignored. Nevertheless, my feelings are slightly off topic form the book so yeah, I like the uniqueness of the religious cult as most people don’t have the guts to do something like that.
            Then you have the other big thing about the book, the main character, Frank Hartman. The first thing I thought of when reading his name was Hartmann’s Youkai Girl which made me go a little crazy inside for a second, but after thinking things over I got reminded of some medical Hartmann I read about on Wikipedia some time ago (maybe), but first misgivings aside I was biased about Frank the moment I learned what his last name was. Overall Frank was an average guy. Nothing extraordinary, nothing too boring, relatable in every way. I thought he’d remain that way, something pristine who would survive the vicious attack of the Healers, but nope, dude got stuck right in the crossfire of the conflict and received a heart transplant form Galen to become one of his living clones to spread his message/take over the world. I honestly didn’t expect him to get in such a crappy situation, and started fearing for his life once he realized what had happened, but it was a great move on the writer’s part as it added to the suspense for me and raised the stakes to a much more thrilling and enticing level. I also enjoyed the fatherly figure Frank was to Wyatt and the way his life ended up at the end of the book. Also, there there’s Frank and Monica, like how dare you make it seem like they have feelings for each other only to never explore it in depth. I am both impressed and upset about this.
            Galen was the guy I love to hate, an insane villain in every way, yet so sure he was doing everything for the good of the public. Of course his work was purely selfish, meant to bring him back to life in a young body, but that totally failed and gave birth to Nick-Galen, Hal-Galen, and Dolores-Galen. Hal-Galen had to be the best villain as he had all of Galen’s intelligence but was crude and hateful towards the Healers and the other members of Galen’s supposed Counsel. Hal not reborn as Galen was the other character I loved to hate as he was so selfish and messed up the attempts of the other vessels to escape their captors and it was fitting to see him loose himself and die at the hands of a fire. A more aggressive and rude version of Galen, but a welcome touch to the lunacy the original had that brought a fresh twist to the plot.
            Other character that were notable were Monica and Wyatt, who I just couldn’t help but pity due to being held hostage and dragged into all the crazy stuff, Lichen, the speedy Healer who had some of the strongest faith that he was doing good for the world and held doubt for the reborn Galens, Peeps, who brought a younger perspective to the group and at the same time some more relaxed and comical moments, Byron, who was another vessel and actually tried to keep things together, and agent Hernandez who always seemed to appear at the right times to kick butt when she appeared in the book. There are actually far too many characters to give a shout out to for this book, so I just had to chooses the ones that stood out the most to me and mention a bit that I like a lot about their character. The entire cast was phenomenal and so realistic I could visualize them in my mind’s eye and almost even touch them. Heck, I was almost going to draw a picture for this book with some of the characters because they seemed so real to me but I just haven’t had to motivation (or the time to tell the truth) so I do apologize for that. Each member of the story contributed to the plot in such a way that it enhanced the story tenfold while keeping everything real in a surreal way that I absolutely love about the book.
            As for the plot there’s not much to say other than that I loved it. This may sound crazy, but when I graduate from college I want to become a genetic counselor so the genetic aspect was super appealing. Engineering a virus to cure genetic diseases that melts people’s faces off if they come into contact with a virus that isn’t meant for them? Curious. Having the villains being the ones administrating the cure not out of the goodness of their hearts but to convert people to their religion and join their cause? Even more curious. Having bodybuilding, pain resistant macho dudes with super strong healing abilities fight the protagonist? Aw yeah, let’s do it. Organ transplants and microchips that connect to the nerves to slowly change a person’s genetic structure into someone else’s and give them the mind of that person? This is everything I never knew I wanted. But if I had to pick out a favorite absurd ability of the people it’d have to be curing genetic diseases. Now if I were able to do that efficiently I’d be set for life and probably go down as one of the best geneticist in history. Such a wonderful dream to have for bettering humanity, but I think I’d rather take action to make such a dream reality *stares off into the sunset in a metacognitive way*.
            Overall, fabulous book, it was super suspenseful with lots of action and great characters and I was able to keep engaged the entire time I was reading it. The book might be far more interesting to read if you’re interested in genetics or health in any sort of way but I think this book can be a great read for anyone. I can’t really think of a single person who wouldn’t’ enjoy this book for the most part although, when I looked up reviews apparently the majority of people didn’t like this book because it was predictable, unless you find extreme violence, deaths and people getting their faces melted, and bodies getting hashed puke worthy. Don’t read the book if you don’t like those things because it happens quite a few times through the course of the plot. With that all said and done, go pick up a copy of the book at your library and anticipate another book review coming out in the next few days!

Saturday, December 9, 2017

A Million Junes by Emily Henry (Review)


Date Finished: December 6, 2017
Page Count: 391
Genre: Fantasy/Realistic Fiction


            This book was a super magical experience for me, containing all the family drama and unexplained phenomenon of supernatural power to make me eat it up right until the end. At the climax however I became disappointed with the turn of events, so I’m gonna have to say this book was okay overall. Yeah, it’s high on my recommendation list, but I got some salt from those revelations that I want to give to you before you go to the library to pick up a copy of the book. I mean, come on Emily Henry, when you spend the better half of your book setting up the supernatural and all that’s unexplained I expect not everything to be revealed to be ordinary human feeling and experiences in such a way the it no longer feel magical. Come on. But I digress, why not start this review off by talking about the positives of the book first?
            As I previously stated before, the characters of June and Saul were lots of fun in the story, and I found them to be the highlight of the story. Their thunder got stolen however, when more was revealed about their families, the curse each family carried, and the fact that June’s father hid a ton of stuff from her. I loved the whole: family doesn’t trust the kids with their darkest secrets and the kids end up running into a ton of trouble, plot line. It reminds me a bit of, Star vs. the Forces of Evil which is an amazing ongoing show that doesn’t get the attention it deserves, but the stuff that happens in SvtFoE happens to a lesser degree in, A Million Junes. If I tried to explain why this is I’d no longer be writing a review for A Million Junes but I digress. I was super interested in seeing how the family conflict would unfold eventually and what explanation there would be for why the O’Donnells and Angerts were cursed, and it was the whole reason I was invested in the plot. Unfortunately, this is where I end the things I really enjoyed about the book and it’s time to move onto the disappointments.
            Remember when I said that I like the family conflict a couple sentences ago? I was super excited about that because I was expecting some supernatural disturbance within the family due to the hatred they had with each other causing them to become cursed, which was what I was hoping and expecting to happen. I thought Feathers (the good ghost) and Nameless (the bad ghost) was some sort of guardian and judge/avenger in the situation and either were inhuman or humans that gained spirit form/were being punished for stuff. You wanna know why those two were hanging around and stuff? It was because Feathers was a member of the O’Donnell family and Nameless a member of the Angert family that were in love and Feathers (not her real name) accidentally drowned which Nameless (his name was Abe) got blamed for it and beat up by Feather’s dad. Feathers still had attachments to the world (or people still had attachments to her, I don’t remember or care) so she could still return to the physical world as a spirit and look around. Abe/Nameless was screwed up though and when he died he couldn’t move on so went back to haunt/kill the O’Donnell’s for having been unjust.
            I was okay with this. I mean, the romance bother me slightly, but the fact that Henry killed off Feathers and left Abe/Nameless to be mentally and physically screwed after it all took guts, and she did connect that with June and Saul’s relationship so it felt well executed to me. What screwed all this up was when June went to break the curse she went to this stupid place that was the afterlife or something and meet up with Feathers. Feathers talked in riddles and explained how there wasn’t really any curse, just people who carried their hatred for the Argents and people who had shame because Abe/Nameless was ashamed of his relationship with Feathers. All June and Saul had to do to get rid of their curses was forgive their families and wash off in this magic member reliving pool. BORING. Don’t build up all this magical supernatural drama and then say, “people where upset and their upset feeling were so powerful it allowed them to avoid death and wreck shop for the people still alive, (bias paraphrasing)” that won’t work out well in anything other than anime, and it was such a disappointment and not the type of solution I wanted!! Some people may be happy with that, but I wanted something otherworldly to be the ultimate cause/soultion which didn’t happen like I wanted it to. Failure to meet my expectations has caused me to find the ending of the book forgettable compared to the beginning, and ultimately made me become dissatisfied with the overall story. Feathers (which now that I think about it was named something like Issa, maybe) and Nameless/Abe were still cool, but they were less cool once everything got explained. If somethings were still left unknown then maybe I’d care about the book more and be less salty about then ending (though I’m not “death by salt” salty). I also found June and Saul to be less interesting when they were in love, but I’m not gonna talk about that because they were too uninteresting to talk about any more than just a mention. I swear, they couldn’t seem to do anything without thinking about each other and it was so annoying. Don’t write characters that depend on a love interest and then act lovey-dovey romantics all the time. It’s just sickening for me to read. Then again don’t listen to the thoughts of a single reader, follow the masses to fill your wallet to the max, the economy demands it!


Actually, Feather/Issa (left) and Nameless/Abe (right) were so interesting that I just had to draw them surrounded by Whites for the book review. Nameless/Abe is killing that poor chicken because he did that in the book and drawing Nameless/Abe squashing a chicken is much less gruesome than him killing off one of the Jacks. I just felt that he’d seem more menacing killing something which would emphasize his overall character okay?
Overall I did not like this book, but I’m not going to say you shouldn’t read it because I didn’t like it. This loosely-Romeo and Juliet-esque novel contains a bad romance (in my opinion) for those who like romance, some fantasy elements for those who like romance, and to top it all off it has an awesome sauce family problem in it that makes the whole thing worth the while but if you want some real family drama go watch Star vs. the Forces of Evil. I feel like I slightly wasted my time with this book, especially since the book I’m now reading after that is a hell of a lot better than A Million Junes. I regret to say I was deceived by the shiny, sparkly cover (it looks more sparkly in real life than the picture at the beginning of the review) and the plot summary made the book seem more interesting than it actually was. Never the less, A Million Junes was a good read but nothing worth holding onto for long (not even anger towards the book). Some may find it interesting for the things I listed above, but who knows, even more people may find it interesting since my salt is blinding me from all the good this book has to offer. Such is the way of life I guess, so look forwards to my next review which is looking to be something positive for a change (for real, it feel like the past few books I’ve been reading haven’t been all too special).

 
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